{"product_id":"official-i-wonder-if-life-smokes-after-it-fucks-me","title":"Official I Wonder If Life Smokes After It Fucks Me Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eUnique Graphic Wear – DTG Printed on Gildan® Blanks\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildan® blanks – the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Pick your style and we handle the rest.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eFade-Proof Color\u003c\/strong\u003e – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eButtery Soft Fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003ePut It On, Forget It’s There\u003c\/strong\u003e – That’s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eSustainably Sourced\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric – responsible at every step.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric Breakdown\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt \u0026amp; Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrewneck \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50\/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Sport Grey contains a 90\/10 cotton\/poly blend for color consistency.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFind Your Perfect Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); 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