{"product_id":"original-everything-is-absolutely-completely-totally-under-control-funny-saying","title":"Original Everything Is Absolutely Completely Totally Under Control Funny Saying Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eCustom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat feeling when someone stops you and says \u003cem\u003e“yo, where’d you get that?”\u003c\/em\u003e – that’s what this is. Premium Gildan® cotton, DTG-printed so the colors hit different and never fade. Your new go-to, trust us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eMockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck \u0026amp; Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Good Stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eZero Compromise\u003c\/strong\u003e – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eComfort-Level: 10\/10\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eYour New Daily Driver\u003c\/strong\u003e – Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eFrom American Farms\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric Breakdown\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt \u0026amp; Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton (5.3–6 oz) – lightweight, breathable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz, 50\/50 cotton\/poly blend – cozy, durable, resists pilling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eSport Grey uses a 90\/10 cotton\/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChoose Your Style\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); border-radius:12px; padding:20px; 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